Bapak: Kamu tuh pasti ngerasa paling ganteng ya...

Kemarin ada yg nyangkut di gigi, susah banget ngeluarinnya.
sudah segala macam cara dilakukan. sikat gigi, korek pake pick, tetap ngga terlepas.
posisinya yg sulit (di antara geraham belakang gigi atas) itu yg bikin susah.
akhirnya minta tolong.
minta tolong gede, ngga berhasil.
Ngurah turun tangan dilengkapi catut dan senter dari HP.
saya pasrah dgn posisi menelentang, membiarkan mereka meng"operasi" kotoran di gigi.
setelah berkutat beberapa menit, Gede meberi semangat
"Sabar ya Bu... orang sabar mulutnya tambah lebar lho..."

glodag!!! @$$%#^&*(&^%#*(*(..........

bubar deh kami semua, tertawa terguling-guling.....

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .”

 On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. 

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile” 

 
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”

Cinderella



Snow White




Little red riding hood



Sleeping beauty




Jasmine (Aladdin)



Belle (Beauty and the beast)



The little mermaid






Seems like only yesterday...
 

Mengapa Ayam Menyeberang Jalan

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc white people too"

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.  "You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.  It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." 

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She was talking to the doctor."

Four  men were bragging about how smart their cats  were.  The  first man was an Engineer,   The  second man was an Accountant,   The  third man was a Chemist, and   The  fourth man was a Government  Employee.  To  show off, the Engineer called his cat,  "T-square, do your stuff."   T-square  pranced over to the desk, took out some paper  and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,  and a triangle.  Everyone  agreed that was pretty smart.   But  the Accountant said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said,   "Spreadsheet,  do your stuff."  Spreadsheet  went out to the kitchen and returned with a  dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal  piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that  was good.  But  the Chemist said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do your  stuff."  Measure  got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart  of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard  and poured  Exactly  8 ounces without spilling a drop into the  glass.  Everyone  agreed that was pretty good.   Then  the three men turned to the Government Employee  and said, "What can your cat  do?"  The  Government Employee called his cat and said,  "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."   CoffeeBreak  jumped to his feet.......   Ate  the cookies.........   Drank  the milk.....  Sh*t  on the paper.......   Screwed  the other three cats........   Claimed  he injured his back while doing  so.  Filed  a grievance report for unsafe working  conditions.......   Put  in for Workers  Compensation..................and   Went  home for the rest of the day on sick  leave............  AND  THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY  EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK  FOR THE GOVERNMENT!