Kemarin ada yg nyangkut di gigi, susah banget ngeluarinnya.
sudah segala macam cara dilakukan. sikat gigi, korek pake pick, tetap ngga terlepas.
posisinya yg sulit (di antara geraham belakang gigi atas) itu yg bikin susah.
akhirnya minta tolong.
minta tolong gede, ngga berhasil.
Ngurah turun tangan dilengkapi catut dan senter dari HP.
saya pasrah dgn posisi menelentang, membiarkan mereka meng"operasi" kotoran di gigi.
setelah berkutat beberapa menit, Gede meberi semangat
"Sabar ya Bu... orang sabar mulutnya tambah lebar lho..."

glodag!!! @$$%#^&*(&^%#*(*(..........

bubar deh kami semua, tertawa terguling-guling.....

Belakangan saya jadi penasaran, dimana sebenarnya saya pertama kali tahu nama Raditya Dika. Kok sepertinya dia sudah ngetop banget, jauh sebelum Marmut Merah Jambu.

Waktu lihat produk-produk nail lagi discount, berminat banget utk punya. Pengin coba utak-atik jari-jemari nih, setelah puas coba-coba cosmetic.
Tapi setelah produk sampai ditangan, malah jadi bingung. Selanjutnya apa? :-(
Untung deh trus nemu review nya di blog dbcners. Siip... jadi pengin segera nyoba...

french manicure

"Apalah arti sebuah nama"... itu kata Shakespeare.

"Pencantuman teks proklamasi pada Uang kertas Rp100.000 sudah sesuai dengan naskah asli-nya yaitu tertulis "Djakarta, hari 17 boelan 8 tahoen `05". 
Tahun `05 mengacu pada fakta sejarah dimana Jepang masih berkuasa pada saat itu, sehingga penanggalan yang dipergunakan adalah penanggalan Jepang yaitu tahun 2605 yang disingkat `05,

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .”

 On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. 

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile” 

 
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”

Caller:  Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service:  What is wrong with it?

Caller:  Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service:  Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!

Caller:  Mmmmm??...  Oh really? ... I'll send you a picture...

 

Technical Support: "how can I help you?"

FEMALE CALLER:  "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down.  This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing."

TECH SUPPORT:  "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning.  Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer.  Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can."

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, said what happened to it, and this is what the technician found wrong...

Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ...

And you thought YOU had computer problems!!!
The technician told her: ... "It must have been after the mouse!"

The woman didn't think that was funny at all!

Cinderella



Snow White




Little red riding hood



Sleeping beauty




Jasmine (Aladdin)



Belle (Beauty and the beast)



The little mermaid






Seems like only yesterday...